OK, Mr. Boogie Man, I’ve had it up to here with all the midnight Shenanigans!
You’ve frightened my gaggle of gals to no ends. They’ve been spooked. Freaked. Scared out of their wits. You’ve spread the heebie jeebies around adequately enough.
Now, I’m pulling the plug on this operation.
Time to pull up stakes and head outta Dodge.
You’re not wanted here.
Go on now.
Get out before I throw you out…
What?
Your feelings?
Well…ah…no. I didn’t consider your feelings even remotely, now that you’re asking.
Oh…..
Now. Now. There. There.
Ok, Mr. Boogie Man. Don’t get all flustered.
It’s your behavior that we despise.
Ouch.
Strong word, “despise”?
OK. Let me re-phrase. It’s your behavior that we are not fond of.
You?
Well, you’re top drawer. As far as Boogie Men go, you’re the finest of the fine. As a matter of fact, we wish you much success in your next venture.
Can I help ya pack?
Here, take a Kleenex……
Sigh.
Bullies.
They’re all the same.
Big sissies.
20 comments:
I hope he listens!
Boogie men are no fun to have around (and I don't care if saying that hurts his feelings).
Guess you don't spend much time watching Monsters, Inc. at your house just now....
I hope he does not come to my house either..
Um...you keep him. He is not allowed back on my property.
He saw me come out of the shower once....I never saw him again.
way to tell him!
Boogie Men. Can;t live with em, can't live without em..or not. I have a mugshot of the offending Boogie Man. Email me and I will send it to you!
scroungequeen(at)hotmail(dot)com
Haha, I'm sure your little ones appreciate this.
Thanks so much for visiting on my SITS day!
Yeah, let 'em have it!!!!
Once again, you crack me up.
If he doesn't leave, call the folks at Paranormal State. They'll get rid of him STAT!
When you take care of that nasty boogie man, will you please come chase mr. weebie jeebies out of my house. You know, the guy that scares the crap out of you when you go downstairs while the kids are sleeping and you swear you hear a noise in the room RIGHT NEXT to them?
Too funny!! Hope he's gone for good!
Visiting from Sits...
Get your mean mom face on...and point that finger what will get him to listen... :D
Move along Mr. Boogie Man.
And here I had never thought of giving our boogie man his walking papers! Gonna try it today!
Don't send him this way!
Hey - I wonder if it's the same guy I had when I was a kid. He was great - left a lasting impression. To this day, I still have a hearty fear of boogie men everywhere.
Let's hope he gets the message.
Fabulous! I know I've mentioned children's books before. You should write them.
Seriously...the sissie Boogie Man is a fantastic idea!
I haven't met Boogie Man yet. Hopefully we are a year or two away from meeting him. I love how you gave it to him!
Very true. Big sissies with their own hurts that they are trying to get rid of. Good for you for being nice AND sending him on his way.
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