“Don’t worry. I fix you.”
The contents of the toy doctor’s kit was scattered across the playroom floor.
My two year old was performing a thorough medical exam on an unsuspecting teddy bear with a torn ear. The poor creature had been pinned down, throttled, gagged and bound….Ah……bandaged, rather….
His temperature had been taken. His reflexes checked. His ears probed. His eyes poked.
The violations hadn’t stopped there.
A complete dental cleaning and an ear exam were thrown in, compliments of the house.
In the end, that bear was given a lollipop and a balloon and was sent on his way.
He seemed happy with the services rendered. Sure, he walked a bit bow legged as he made his descent down the stairs. I thought I heard some light wincing as he re-joined the other bears on the shelf. And there may have been a slight grumble about the torn ear that didn’t really get fixed….
But, I am pretty sure he gave the thumbs up to the furry bunny as it was dragged into the exam room by its ear.
Now, if we could just talk Raggedy Ann out of her tree…Seems my little Doctor heard Miss Raggedy complain of a migraine earlier…
Anybody seen that redhead around anywhere?
15 comments:
ANN! Run for you life!
At least he got a lollipop and a balloon out of the deal!
Uh oh, Raggedy Ann may become even more raggedy after her doctor visit!
What an awesome imagination! :] I used to do similar things as a child and I seemed to turn out okay! Maybe you have a future doctor on your hands! The question is are we patients ready for his great ability to be a doctor?!
love it. we have a vet set my little one loves.
LOL! Ann is in serious hiding.
Winks & Smiles,
Wifey
Let's hope he doesn't ask any questions if he ever comes across Barbie! ;o)
Run you little redhead! Ruuun!
My kid will be doing this soon...I'm sure of it!
Lol!
Whenever I'm feeling sluggish I tell the kids to play doctor and that I'm "sick". That way all I have to do is lay there while they give me pretend shots and medicine!
But do they have good insurance?
That Raggedy Ann is up to no good, I tell you. Her and her creepy brother!
i believe i saw raggedy anne hiding in a barn somewhere in rural middle tennessee
I think Claudia Lawrence needs to get a life and quit spamming folks.
My daughters Barney dolls were getting the medical "once over" today too. Poor Barney has been given enough shots to turn into a purple pin cushion. There are rumblings of a malpractice suit.
I heard Mr. Potato Head needed some spare parts looked at...or is he a 3 year + toy?
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