Lately, Father Time has been riding my a$$. I told him to lay off, but the bugger just won’t let up. Seems he gets to call all the shots in the relationship. And, when I call him out, he’s nowhere to be found.
He’s one slippery fella. Scrappy, too. Always wins.
So, the thought occurred to me. Maybe I should hit him where it counts. Maybe I should have a little heart to heart with his better half. Call up his old lady and let her know what her hubby’s really been up to. Fill her in on every last dirty little secret.
I am sure she would like to know how he’s been messing with us ladies.
It didn’t take long to figure out who his wife is. It was pretty obvious, after all.
I almost got up the nerve. Almost picked up that phone, called her up and let it all hang out.
But, common sense got the better of me.
After all, it’s best not to mess with Mother Nature.
A gal could go grey overnight.
14 comments:
Hilarious.....maybe an anonymou note on the windshield of her Hyprid SUV would do the trick...
Amen. He needs to get off my ass too, but I ain't touchin' that one with a ten or 20 foot pole!
ROFL!!! Hilarious post! Thanks so much for the laugh!!!!
Haha! That is clever. I think we need to put him in a TIME OUT! Even if I could keep time for a little longer, then it would be good.
And thanks for the advice on upgrading the nap. Goodbye guilt, hello beddy-bye!!
I love your hilarity.
Too Funny! You Crack Me Up! Loved the comment you left on my Wallet Review post, made me laugh out loud :)
LOL.....you are so clever!
Happy to hear you had a great trip with the family..
This was a funny post.. Oh Mother Nature and Father time.
Have a great Friday and weekend.
I theory. When Father Time Nature and Mother Nature have a "domestic", the end result are Psunami's and crazy crap like that. Those two need to seek counseling :)
Oh yeah, he needs to quit pushin' us around!!! LOL
Thanks for your sweet comments. It's been a hard few weeks. I am slowly but surely returning to the blogosphere!
LOL! I love your wit Mamma!!!
you never cease to amaze me with your wit! :) I don't feel him chasing me as much but I know he's going to be catching up to me oh so soon!
this was AWEsome =) came across a post of yours on SITS and stopped bye!
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