Is there a light at the end of this potty training tunnel?
Because I feel like I’m sitting here alone and lost in this dark and dismal tunnel with a fistful of damp matches.
…Hoping beyond hope that the tide will turn...Dreaming of potty victory…Praying to the ceramic gods…
I have cajoled. I have bribed. I have waited. I have charted.
Finally, only to turn the other cheek…ahem.
However, I have learned that sometimes when you’re frustrated and over wrought…And, when you just can’t take it anymore as you are swirling down the drain hole of mamma madness…
Magic can occur…
“Bippity boppity boo…
Here’s some potty magic for you…”
FLUSH!
With all of the creatures lurking in my home,(here, here, here) why I hadn’t considered putting in a call to my Potty Godmother, I will never know. But, there she stood. She was dressed in magic fairy blue with a sparkling wand held high over the pot.
“Next time, child, give the Potty Godmother a call.
Buns are my expertise. I guide them. I train them. I get them to sit.
I show them. I teach them. I get them to sh*t.
You see, it’s my trade. My line of work.
Gimme a call before mom goes beserk.”
She left me with her business card and a feel for her wit.
Priscella, Potty GodMother
1-800-U2-CAN-SH*T
10 years ago
6 comments:
It is soooo hard to go through that stage. I wish you the best of luck, but at least you've still got your sense of humor about it!
They will get there and then you will see how much more fun it is to take them out of the house and to other places. Hang in there!
My best, Lynn
I HATE the potty training stage!! I am pretty awful at it... have no advice to give. Somehow, miracles of miracles, all 3 of my children are trained. I take no credit... but I do have gray hairs to prove that I survived it!
Mrs. NB
Good thinkin -A potty godmother! It took us awhile too-Good Luck!
BWAHAHAHA! She gets them to sh*t!
Winks & Smiles,
Wifey
Omg this cracks me up! I remember those days! My boys were all 3 till they were potty trained...then I had to drag their little potty everywhere we went...I think I was till wiping them till they were 5! lol
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