Monday, August 16, 2010

Worry Shrew...

I am not a worry wart. Not me. No way. No how.

Me?

I am a worry shrew.

Yes, a worry shrew, complete with a wart, a snaggle tooth and a rolling, lazy eye.

I burn the midnight oil as I run endless circles, wringing my knobbly fingers and hissing my endless worries.

When I am in the thick of a spell, I scold. I curse. I growl and I spit.

Nothing soothes my prickly thoughts or calms my crabby demeanor.

Yes, I am a worry shrew.

As for those worry warts?

Well…..they’re just a bunch of sissies ….

Grrrrrrr…

10 comments:

Frugal Vicki said...

I am glad to know someone has finally put a name to what I am as well. We can think of each other as we pace, lol

Kitten said...

It's nice to know that I am not alone!

Liz Mays said...

I might be your twin.

The Blonde Duck said...

I'm a worry shrew too!

Jill from Killeny Glen said...

A worry shrew huh? I don't want to be a worrier OR a shrew! Can I pick another name please?????

;)

Mom said...

Wow, you sound worse then me! ~fear~ LOL

Life...EXAGGERATED is back

Rachel Cotterill said...

I'm a serious worrier. Not sure it's safe to be a shrew round here, though - the owl might get me!

Saretta said...

So you have lifted worrying up to an art form, is that it?

Ma What's 4 dinner said...

Oh no!!! You're way worse than me. I just toss and turn a couple times then fall asleep. I hope it all works out!!!

Lots of yummy love,
Alex aka Ma What's For Dinner
www.mawhats4dinner.com

Christie said...

I think maybe we were sisters in another life, I'm a Worry Witch.