Sunday, March 27, 2011

Mommy Morphing

I suffer from Mamma Morphing Disorder. I spontaneously morph into various personalities to suit the situation.

Sometimes I am an old hag complete with a wart and hump shouting my commands and demands.

“For the last time!! Clean up this mess!!”

I am a witch perched atop a broom.

“Time for bed, my pretties!! (insert cackle)”

I am a furry beast baring yellow fangs.

“What did you say? GRRRR!”

I am a house troll chained beneath the stair.

“This laundry will be the death of me!”

I am a wicked schoolmarm armed with ruler and whistle.

“SHHHHHH!”

I am a hunchback in the bell tower, dragging my foot behind me.

“Really, how long has it been since I’ve had a good wax and cut?”

Happily, on rare occasion, I am the Fairy Godmother smiling from amongst the silvery pumpkins.

“Ice cream for everybody. Yeah!”

It’s a regular Disney circus around here.

A storybook soiree.

A cartoon carnival.

A bit of a beastie ball.

Sigh.

Sometimes this revolving door of Disney characters gets the best of me.

“Back in the closet, Tabitha and Isadora. Tuesdays are your day, remember? “

A bit of a scheduling nightmare, really.

Kinda hard to keep up.


**This is a repost from two years ago, 'cuz I'm having that kind of a day.**

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think that a few of these characters might rear their ugly heads in my house sometime this week. Hunchback and hag? Check and check!

My best, Lynn

Liz Mays said...

I love your personality rainbow!

Unknown said...

That sounds like me too. My kids and husband never quite know who they are going to get.

Tiffany said...

I was just thinking about this the other day. I feel like Sybil sometimes :)

Unknown said...

Me too!

Becca said...

I am glad that you re-posted this one... I can certainly relate. I am often someone I did not know I could be and did not want to be. Other times I am super impressed with my mom patience and skills. It is an interesting journey... Hope that you day got better...
Becca

Jill from Killeny Glen said...

You sound pretty normal to me sister!!!!

Hope TODAY is a GOOD one.