I suffer from Mamma Morphing Disorder. I spontaneously morph into various personalities to suit the situation.
Sometimes I am an old hag complete with a wart and hump shouting my commands and demands.
“For the last time!! Clean up this mess!!”
I am a witch perched atop a broom.
“Time for bed, my pretties!! (insert cackle)”
I am a furry beast baring yellow fangs.
“What did you say? GRRRR!”
I am a house troll chained beneath the stair.
“This laundry will be the death of me!”
I am a wicked schoolmarm armed with ruler and whistle.
“SHHHHHH!”
I am a hunchback in the bell tower, dragging my foot behind me.
“Really, how long has it been since I’ve had a good wax and cut?”
Happily, on rare occasion, I am the Fairy Godmother smiling from amongst the silvery pumpkins.
“Ice cream for everybody. Yeah!”
It’s a regular Disney circus around here.
A storybook soiree.
A cartoon carnival.
A bit of a beastie ball.
Sigh.
Sometimes this revolving door of Disney characters gets the best of me.
“Back in the closet, Tabitha and Isadora. Tuesdays are your day, remember? “
A bit of a scheduling nightmare, really.
Kinda hard to keep up.
**This is a repost from two years ago, 'cuz I'm having that kind of a day.**
10 years ago
7 comments:
I think that a few of these characters might rear their ugly heads in my house sometime this week. Hunchback and hag? Check and check!
My best, Lynn
I love your personality rainbow!
That sounds like me too. My kids and husband never quite know who they are going to get.
I was just thinking about this the other day. I feel like Sybil sometimes :)
Me too!
I am glad that you re-posted this one... I can certainly relate. I am often someone I did not know I could be and did not want to be. Other times I am super impressed with my mom patience and skills. It is an interesting journey... Hope that you day got better...
Becca
You sound pretty normal to me sister!!!!
Hope TODAY is a GOOD one.
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