My one year old daughter is a screamer. During dinner, she flavors the dining experience with “AHHHHS!”, some “Grrrrrrrrrs”, a few “ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-yas!!”, a handful of “da-da-da-da-das” and the occasional “oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-OH!!”
“It’s a stage,” hubby says.
Is it? I do hope so.
I envision prom dates gone bad…...
“Gimme more fries! Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya!”
graduation dinners gone awry…..
“Ahhhhh! Goodbye Central High! GRRRRR!”
and wedding receptions hitting the fan.
“I’d like to thank my parents for their never ending love and support. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Yaaaaaaaaaaaa!”
On a lighter note, there could be some benefits.
Childbirth will be a breeze.
“Push and breathe.”
“ARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!”
My retirement party should be interesting.
“Let’s toast to my mother. Ooh-Ooh-Ooh-Ooh-OOH!”
Business dinners will have a twist.
“And, further, I propose to decrease our monthly spending by …Da-da-da-da-la-la-la-la-LA-LA!!”
Oh, well. At least she inherited my charm and good looks. Kinda makes up for the gaps.
10 years ago
17 comments:
LOL! Sounds like your daughter is similar to mine.... she began verbalizing (not with actual words at first, of course) as a young babe and hasn't stopped since!!
Enjoy your chatterbox! :)
Ha! Cute! I wonder what she'll be like in a year or two and if she'll still be a loud one!?
Perhaps she will scat-sing as well...Love your writing!
*SNORT* That was too funny!
hmmm I was thinking....he her hubby will have some stories to tell his buddies about ummmm s e x and the noises his wife makes!
I can't say it enough. I love your blog.
The way you write, your daughter is already a kick in the pants!
Ooops...I linked my Mom's blog instead of mine.
Hhhmmm...well, my oldest is 7, and she still screams and makes the weirdest grunts that she passes off as "using her words." I think we are stuck with it!
Haha--I bet that is so cute! And Nikki I was thinking the same thing! haha!
Once they start they never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever stop.
Oh, my, Nikki and Angela! That nasty thought never crossed my mind! That's for a different post. :-> (snicker)
It only comes back around when you have children of your own. :)
HAHAHAHA I love your sense of humor!
LOL!!! My two year old roars as much as he talks. Here's hoping he grows out of it!
She would be the life of the party! Cute post!
This is so funny. I'm always worried that my daughter isn't going to grow out of the "habits" that she's currently got...ones that wouldn't look so good when she's older. You could always blame it on Tourette Syndrom...
Maybe she could have a career as a roller coaster model. Having the screaming down is the bulk of the qualifications.
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