Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Larry King

Due to the writer’s strike over at Mamma Talk Bloggy Studios, we will be airing a recent episode of Larry King Live. Mamma Talk executives felt this episode was pertinent to all informed Mamma Talk readers.

Larry King: Tonight, I’ve got an exclusive interview with the lady blogger who has been making headlines. That’s right, none other than the one and only Mamma Talk is here.
We’ll be back for a face to face talk after this…

(Commercial. Commercial. Commercial. Etc.)

Larry King: We’re back here on Larry King Live with the Mamma. Mamma, welcome here tonight.

Mamma Talk: Thanks, Larry. Good to be here.

Larry King: You look well under the circumstances. Can you tell me how this writer’s strike over at Mamma Talk began?

Mamma Talk: I’m so glad to be here to tell my side of the story tonight, Larry. So much has been said about this in the press.

Larry: Yes, I saw the tabloid pictures.

Mamma Talk: Pictures? Larry, those shots were doctored. I’ve never even met Nikki Crumpet. Besides, as I have stated before, she was standing in my light.

Larry: Hmmmm…

Mamma Talk: It all began with a little blog about 6 months ago. I was at home with my two young children. I was in the need of some intellectual challenge.

Larry King: I see.

Mamma Talk: And I started blogging and blogging. And still no pay. No benefits. No 401 K.

Larry King: Interesting.

Mamma Talk: I felt taken advantage of, used, tossed aside…even a little invisible. (squeak)

Larry King: And, you weren’t aware that blogging was not a salaried position?

Mamma Talk: What?

Larry King: I mean, prior to starting your mom blog, you thought there would be…What?... a paycheck or something?

Mamma Talk: (Sigh) All I’m asking for is a little support! A little empathy. A little comment here or there. Mention me to your friends. Subscribe via Feedburner, maybe?

Larry King: That doesn’t seem like a lot to ask. But, you did know, didn’t you, that blogging is not a salaried position. Most blogs make pennies or nothing at all.

Mamma Talk: Larry, why are you grilling me?

Larry King: Just asking a question. I don’t think I’m grilling you. Am I?

Mamma Talk: Larry, did the Big Wigs over at Mamma Talk Studios get to you first? Slip ya a twenty maybe?

Larry King: Absolutely!

Mamma talk: GRRR!

Larry King: I’ve heard you growl a lot on your blog.

Mamma Talk: Yeah, ya got that right, Mister. And, step aside, YOU’RE STANDING IN MY LIGHT!!!

Panicked Director off camera
: Cut to commercials, for crying out loud!!!

32 comments:

Unknown said...

ROFL!!! What a post! You shouldn't be on Larry King... U should have your own talk show! :)

Amy said...

I agree with San you should have your own talk show. You would be a hit for sure.

Vickie said...

You should have kick his butt! People always get lippy with the Mommas of the world.

mommy4life said...

You'd have a built in following of other blogging mamas!

Michelle said...

Well, you are making the talk circuit rounds aren't you? :)

Anonymous said...

That was great!

I'm not in your light, am I?

Julia said...

Somebody is a little temperamental these days now aren't they? He he ha ha!

Unknown said...

Haha that's pretty funny!!

Anonymous said...

Has it been that kind of week in your world too?

I love the Larry King visit.

Dawn Parsons Smith said...

I am with San up there! You need to host your own show!!! Hilarious!

ParentingPink said...

Clearly, Larry King is no match for YOU!

Heather said...

Haha, that was great. Now if only you'd throw a fit because I ordered a DIET Coke ... not calorie free. JEEZ!!!!

Lisa @ Boondock Ramblings said...

That is a hilarious post! Love it! I agree! Give us a little love sometimes right? Man, did I get a lot of love from SITS today...it was kind of weird and embarrassing. Still is.

Thanks for stopping by. Love the blog!

The Blonde Duck said...

LOL! Wonder why Larry couldn't give you some commercial cash?

Anonymous said...

Lol!!!!

Sharlene said...

Now thats an interview I would like to see...

Tara Bennett said...

Love it. Not Larry King so much, but this post. =)

Ann Imig said...

WE WANT MAMA! WE WANT MAMA!

Suzi said...

You should apply to "The View" I think you would round out their hosts quite nicely!

Jeanne Estridge said...

You could be the next Ellen!

Anonymous said...

Pennies? Are darn. I thought if you could make money at it then there was hope for me to also. Darn.
:-)

The Rambler said...

Hahahahahahahaha.

I like what San said...you should have your own talkshow. (I'm not sure how much pay, if any, would be involved.)

And yes. I know. I'm in your light.

:)

Becky said...

You are too funny! I agree with everyone else, you should have your own talk show!

Rachel Cotterill said...

You do know you don't get paid while you're on strike? ;)

Anjanette Young said...

OMGosh, you are so funny... Thanks for sharing... and sticking up for us Mommas.

Alisha said...

HAHAHA ... I think I may click on one of your ads ... give you some pennies. :)

SoBella Creations said...

Don't forget to stop by the Colbert show.

Unknown said...

Too funny!

Anonymous said...

unite us ... blogging mamas

:)

D said...

Love. Love. Love it. That was great!

Jennifer said...

Hahaha! You SHOULD have your own talk show, you are hilarious! Are these old posts? I'm loving them!

jubilee said...

For most, getting to be on Larry King, Live would be a bit of recompence in and of itself, right?

Uh, just playing devil's advocate, don't hurt me, K?!.