The View

Due to the recent writer’s strike here at Mamma Talk, we are pirating a recent episode of The View. We felt this episode of The View was pertinent to our readers. Once contract negotiations are reached here at MT Studios, we will return to our regular blog postings.

Barbara Walters: Welcome, everyone to The View. As we all know, the infamous mommy blogger, Mammatalk, is in the middle of a writer’s strike. Bloggy readers everywhere have been subjected to old blog post re-runs.

Sherri Shepard: And, rumor has it, the fur has really been flying behind the scenes over at Mamma Talk studios. That Mamma has apparently been a terror to work with.

Elizabeth Hasselbeck: Do you think it’s postpartum depression?

Joy Behar: Post Partum psychosis, more like it. Did you see that shiner on poor, little Nikki Crumpet? That Mamma Talk is vicious!

Sherri: Oh, those tabloid photos must have been doctored, ya think?

Barbara Walters: Is it our responsibility as readers to step in if we think there’s a problem? She does have young children…

Joy Behar: Come on, she’s on a writer’s strike, for crying out loud. Not a parenting strike…

Brief moment of all talking over each other. Much is unintelligible, but some words are clear… "Lost it”, “NUTS!” and something about Obama.

Whoopi Goldberg: Now, hold on, people. Let’s not go craaazy. If the lady does not want to write for free, the lady does not have to write for free. It doesn’t mean she’s lost her mind.

Sherri: But, what will the people read, Whoopi?

Elizabeth: Yeah, we need Mamma Talk back!

Barabara Walters: I, have to say, I myself do enjoy reading a little Mamma Talk three times weekly. Very good reading.

Joy Behar: Maybe someone outta slip a little Prozac in her coffee…

Whoopi: Prozac??

Joy: I’m just saying…If you’re watchin’, ya might wanna try a little medication, Mamma!

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Mammatalk: Grrrrrrr!