Friday, May 22, 2009

Don't worry. It's nothing.

Lately, there’s been a whole lot of nothing going around here.

I have nothing to say. Nothing to do. Nothing to blog. Nothing. Not a thing. And, don’t worry. Nothing’s bothering me. Nothing. I promise.

In that vein, I thought I’d spotlight nothing today. Absolutely nothing.

Mammatalk: So…um, Mr. Nothing, is it? There seems to be a whole lot of complaining about nothing lately. Nothing on the horizon. Nothing in the bank. Nothing works. Nothing’s going right. How do you feel about this?

Nothing: Ah, shucks…It was nothing, really. Just doing my job.

Mammatalk: And, what do you think spurred all these complaints?

Nothing: Just a whole lot of nothing.

Mammatalk: Does all this media attention bother you?

Nothing: Nope. Nothing bothers me.

Mammatalk: No concerns for potential legal action?

Nothing: They’ve got nothing on me.

Mammatalk: Is there anything else you would like to add?

Nothing: No. Nothing.

Mammatalk: By the way, off topic, what is that you are wearing today?

Nothing: Ah, nothing.

Mammatalk: Thank you, Mr. Nothing. It’s been a pleasure interviewing you.

Nothing: Think nothing of it.

So, there you have it, folks. Something about nothing.

28 comments:

Mammatalk said...

So, I was going to be the first to comment, but, never mind...it was nothing....

Unknown said...

LOL I have nothing to say about this post except found ya through SITS and like your post about nothing :)

Anonymous said...

This is too cute! Yup, I'm having a 'nothing' week too!

Kitten said...

Man, these days I only WISH I could have even five whole minutes of nothing.

Astrid in Bristling Acres said...

LOL! Your posts are always fun to read!

Unknown said...

I wish I could have a nothing week.

The Wallace Family said...

What a cute post about nothing! Found you throught SITS and thought I would say hi!!

Debbie said...

It takes talent to make something out of nothing.
Dropped by from SITS.

Suzan said...

What I wouldn't give to have nothing stop by for a week...heck just a day would be nice. Oh well, at least you turned nothing into something for a cute little post.

Crazee Juls said...

Oh my, you make me giggle! About what?-- uh, nothing.

Anonymous said...

MMMM....I have nothing to add.

Heather of the EO said...

um...yeah...I got nothin'

jubilee said...

Seinfeld's got nothing on YOU!

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Vickie said...

he he! Wish I had nothin' to report:)If it's not Onething, it's the Other.

Jill from Killeny Glen said...

I figure if NOTHING is new...it is a GOOD thing...a very good thing!!!!

Anonymous said...

Oh man you are sooo right. It's alot of pressure to write a blog when you got nothin going on. I have nothing going on but the rent going on right now myself. So nuthins got nuthin on me! :o)

My best, Lynn

Jeanne Estridge said...

Clever!

nikkicrumpet said...

HAH only you could make nothing that much fun!

FranticMommy said...

Was he on Seinfeld? Seems to me that was a "show about nothing". Great post!

ParentingPink said...

Brilliant! I can't stop laughing because I can sooooo relate to "Mr. Nothing" lately...except I have clothes on! LOL

Lesley said...

I have nothing to say......nothing...no nothing at all....

Tara said...

LOL!!!! honestly....nothing is a good thing... :O)

Unknown said...

How funny are you : )?

The Blonde Duck said...

Why, that's nothing to sneeze at!

Nicole O'Dell said...

LOL

Seems like there's a lot of that going around the blog-o-sphere.

Unknown said...

I never knew nothing could be so funny.

Winks & Smiles,
Wifey

Ash said...

So is Mr. Nothing as hot with his clothes off as they say?

Or is he...wait for it...nothing to write home about.

Yeah, I do need to sober up before I blog.