He couldn’t be guiltier if he had been holding a smoking gun.
He was standing there wearing his boxers and a lopsided grin. And, he was holding the empty box of Dreyer’s chocolate peanut butter ice cream
“You wanted some?” He asked, attempting to display belated concern.
The gall. The indecency. The lack of civility.
“Scoundrel!” I muttered under my breath, turning on a swift heel.
Now, let’s hope he doesn’t discover the missing Hershey’s chocolate bar that was hidden in his top desk drawer.
Because, that would make me a hypocrite.
Or something. No?
13 comments:
Haha! Sex Nazi! Oh yes I know this story - having two babies in two years certainly sheds a new light on things in the bedroom. No wonder your hubby likes this post - he comes off very well!
Happy Birthday!
Sounds like he's a keeper.
Ha ha ha! :)
Happy Birthday!
This is hysterical and oh-just-a-wee-bit familiar.
worthy of a standing ovation...almost a double entendre in this context.
;)
Happy Birthday from The Glen!
Happy Birthday Cowboy! I also love the Sex Nazi. I am with Mammatalk...I had 3 kids in 3 years. It's tough and sometimes you just want to get it over with. Me time, ya know?
Great Post! I can so relate. :) Happy Birthday to the Hubby!
So funny because it's so true!
LOL!! My hubby would like this post too. :)
this post cracks me up as well as the Sex Nazi remark!! You're too funny!
Have a nice Friday and thanks for commenting on my blog a few days ago!
It's so shocking that a man's favorite post would have the phrase "sex nazi" in it (NOT).
*Snort.*
Here's hoping he gets to "go over the wall" on his special day.
;^) Anna
I can soooooo relate! Our "knockin da boots" time has become a timed event. Our foreplay has been reduce to me looking at him and saying "we got 5 minutes. Wanna get laid?". We are so classy. :)
Made me LMBO! Two babies in two years here too and I've actually said some of those things. EEK!
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