Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Blueberry Bandit

My daughter is a blueberry bandit. True, she is passionate about most fruits.

But, blueberries?

Blueberries hold a special power over my little one. Yes, I am afraid blueberries have attained movie star status in our home.

A blueberry sighting is followed by screeching, shaking, and near hysterics.

“Booooberriesss!!”

I am afraid she is a bit of a blueberry groupie.

“I love boooberries.”

She’s proud President of the blueberry fan club, even.

“More booooberries?”

She’s quite possibly crossing the lines into blueberry stalking...

“Where’d the boooberry go?”

Some say she’s criminal in her passion.

“Sweetheart, let Mommy wipe that blueberry stain off your face.”

You don’t think this could lead to blueberry OCD, do you?

“Booberries.Booberries.Booberries.Booberries.Booberries.Booberries.”

Could this pave the way to addiction?

“Can I score some ‘boo off ya, bro?”

Hubs and I thought about going cold turkey. Pull the blueberry plug. Cut off the supply. Bite the blueberry bullet and stop the blueberry madness once and for all.

Lasted a day.

“Staaawberries?”

24 comments:

Kitten said...

I'm with your daughter. Blueberries are AMAZING. Especially when combined with muffins. And blended into lemonade. I loooovvee blueberry lemonade.

Have you read her the story "Blueberries for Sal"? One of my childhood favorites, and one that I think of every time I go blueberry picking.

Dawn Parsons Smith said...

How timely a post for me! I actually just finished off a bowl of blueberries and cream! (real cream too, not that lowfat fakey stuff!) It was heaven! She's a smart girl!

Lisa @ Boondock Ramblings said...

About a month ago I ate a whole pint of blueberries. Then I went to the bathroom a bit later...We won't go any further.

Needless to say I love me some blueberries!

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Jill from Killeny Glen said...

YUM! And when they are in season they are like eating CANDY! We had the most delectable blueberry pie last week...Oh to have another piece right now!!!!!

Give that child BLUEBERRIES...well until she starts looking like Violet from Willy Wonka...you don't want to have to have her "squeezed."

Tiffany said...

I love it!! At least they have a lot of antioxidants!! She's just on the health trend - I say let her go for it! :)

Unknown said...

My youngest daughter loves blueberries the same way yours does. When we go picking them she probably eats her weight in blueberries as we made our way across the field.

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The Blonde Duck said...

Hey, at least she's eating fruit!

What's funny is that Ben loves blueberry muffins, pancakes, pie...but usually the artifical ones. And he won't eat real blueberries alone.

adrienzgirl said...

At least she's obsessed with something healthy! There are much worse things right? At least you aren't hearing "bacon, bacon, bacon"!

Sara said...

You just reminded me that I've lost the container of booberries somewhere in my fridge. Your daughter is adorable!

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Liz Mays said...

I think they're pretty fantastic myself, and they're one of the few fruits where I'm not wondering if there might be a bug inside!

FranticMommy said...

Cool! She's a Blueberrry Squealy Fan Girl! I am trying to convince my kids to be Broccoli Squealy Fan Kids...it's not workin so well...

Ma What's 4 dinner said...

Oh my kids are blueberry bandits too and I find myself getting annoyed because they steal all of mine! I don't really like what they do to the baby's poop though. Gross!

Happy Friday!

Lots of yummy love,
Alex aka Ma, What's for Dinner
www.mawhats4dinner.com

MrsBlogAlot said...

There are so many worse things to be obsessed about...boys..boys..boys

Stick with blueberries honey.

Andrea said...

:P Adorable addiction! Blueberries rock. My daughter is more of a strawberry fan, tho. Yum. I'll take 'em both!

Christie said...

So cute! I will never look at a booberry the same.
:-)

Julia said...

I too am with your daughter. Blueberries are amazing. And I second the recommendation of Blueberries for Sal. It sounds like the perfect book for your daughter.

Unknown said...

Classic! And so good for her, too! Let the Blueberry Bandit be!

Winks & Smiles,
Wifey

Candace said...

That is awesome! But how about Blueberries and strawberries at the same TIME! she sounds do cute!

Suzi said...

My oldest has been dubbed "The berry pirate" He can eat a quart of blueberries in one sitting if I let him.