Wanted Dead or Alive
MY FREE TIME
Aliases: Me time, leisure time, naptime, shower time, curled-up-with-a-book-time, down time, shopping time, occasional-spa-time, wasting time, killing time, vegging time
Last seen: Heading south of the border with partner in crime, “My Spare Cash”
Reward: Am short on cash (see above), but am willing to clean, vacuum or fold laundry for whomever apprehends suspect. After all, if caught I will have the time.
Wanted for: Cruel abandonment and petty theft (see above)
Description: Has that "just back from the islands" pre-kids glow, drink in hand, looking for the next party
Watch out ladies everywhere! You could be next. Crime usually occurs shortly after storky visit.
Not armed, not dangerous…but certainly wanted….NOW!
42 comments:
OMG you freakin' crack me up!!! If I didn't know you were a mom (as this is an excuse) I'd think you were NUTZO! Stopping by to click your ads for click fest.. CLICK CLICK CLICKITY CLICK!
Those bastards. Mine's been missing....2 1/2 years now.
I just pray whoever has her knows...they are going DOWN when I find them.
I don't think I got ANY of that "me-time" back until my kids reached the teen years...
it's a light at the end of the proverbial tunnel, though... =)
As usual, you've made me giggle fiercely! And just because I can ALWAYS count on your for that, I left you an award on my blog!
Not good. Lucky I live on the other side of the globe, I would certainly help you track him down!!xx
Mine has been gone for the last 7.5 years and sanity is starting to head south of the border as well.
By the way, I tagged you with the Honest sCrap award too.
You couldn't possibly mean this will happen to me, right? (looks at self, no make up, disheveled hair, spit up on shoulder, house a mess, crying baby...) No, definitely not me....
AMEN SISTER!!!!!!!
It's been five and a half (actually, three quarters) years since I saw either of those characters. Spare Cash would be equally welcomed back to my home these days......
Thanks for the laugh!
Sheriff I'm glad you posted about the bandit in town...I think your on to something here. What you got in your holsters these days? Sippy cups?
Oh My gosh... I love your posts, hilarious....
Oh Spare Cash, oh Spare Cash, whereforeart thou, Spare Cash?
LOL! Call crime stoppers asap!!! :)
Hasn't been seen around these parts. But if I find it, it may not turn it in. :)
OMG! Hilarious! Thanks for the LOL!
Ummm...yes ...mine's been missing for 5 years now.
Lol!
As always, fab post!
For me the free time was last seen heading south with any semblance of my waistline. I'd like to apprehend both!
It's heading south of the border!?
Let me know if it finds my breasts and belly while it's off having fun.
Good for nothing free time!
What is free time? Can anyone tell me?
Do you have a club? Ahaha. Great laughs, thanks.
Have you seen my sex life? I think it's with your free time.
Aha, I've found my "free time" ....but you have to be willing to be up at 3am, when a baby does not need to be fed. And then, in that 5 minute window....::deep breath::....BLISS
You lost me at ...........spare cash;)
I don't think my Free Time was stolen. I'm pretty sure that two-timing SOB ran off with my perky breasts and flat stomach shortly after these short, damanding little munchkins moved into my house. :D
Let me know if you find mine while you're looking.
I also seemed to have misplaced my patience and waist.
tee hee. You are so funny!
Hmm. Mine must have run off with yours.
Mine took off too, has been missing for just over 6 months more... How dare they just take off and leave us like that? Bastages!! I can't even take a shower without the little guy crying... talk about no peace!!
I was just wondering where that guy went myself. He obviously ran off to Tijuana with MySanity, MyEyesight, MyAbilityToFinishABook, MyLeftSocks, and MyPrettySize2WorkClothes. I heard they're meeting up with MyNeglectedGarden, MyUnfinishedDinner, MyExpensiveMakeup and MySalonQualityStylingTools to party their a**es off dancing on what's left of MyIdentity. If you see them, tell them Hurricane Luka says they can come home WHEN PIGS FLY.
--Mommy (formerly known as Lea Ann)
I have to print that out and stick it on my fridge now. lol
I'm stilling lookin for those characters! Mine split 13 years ago..jerks...
LOL. So true! You never disappoint with the laugh out loud factor! Thanks girl. =)
Hey! That crook hit my house, too. Damn him! That free time was mine, all mine!
Girl you crack me up! Hey, if you ever find that free time, be sure to send it my way... I could sure use it!
I have stopped looking for both...now I am just trying to be satisfied with WE time. Apparently my "me time" is lying in Charlton Heston's cold, dead hands! Anyone got a crowbar?
Oh, this is too creative AND funny! I think I'm going to be a "wanted" mom soon! LOL
I clieked your Rachel Ray's diet ad (after I found it) and it wouldn't let me come back to you! I had to start back at my blogroll and link in again!
LOL too cute. But even with all my kids grown and gone...I swear I still don't have any time!!
If you catch some, send it my way.
Look for mind too while you're at it!
I think we need to team up on this one babe, mine is missing too! Maybe they are out having the life we want, I.D. theft is rampant I'm told!
This is hilarious! I absolutely love your sense of humor!
Thanks for stopping by my blog today! :)
If yours is found and captured please make sure mine is caught as well; I'm sure they're running off together, thoughtless little...
Thanks for sharing with BPOTW!
That was hilarious! I am still laughing!
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