Thursday, March 5, 2009

Breaking News!

Bob- Mamma talk news anchor: Breaking news here at the studio. The Mamma Talk writer’s strike is over! After a long standing writer’s strike over at Mamma Talk Bloggy studios, negotiations have finally been reached. We repeat, negotiations have been reached. Although the details were not released to the press, negotiations have been rumored to be upwards of one Zero million dollars. That would make Mamma Talk one of the blogosphere’s newest zero-illionares. Now, let’s cut to Joe, reporter on the street.

Joe-Reporter on the street: Wow. How many zeroes in a Zero-million, Bob?

Bob: That would be one, Joe. Yep. One big, fat zero.

Joe: Wow, Bob! Imagine having that in your wallet!

Bob: It’s something I think about every day, Joe.

Joe: So, here I am standing out front of Mamma Talk studios chatting with Doris here who actually saw the Mamma as she exited Mamma Talk Studios earlier. Isn’t that right, Doris?

Doris: Yes, she rammed that double stroller over my bunion, that one did!

Joe: Did she say anything to you?

Doris: She was muttering something about a zero burning a hole in her pocket.

Joe: Well, thank you, Doris.

Doris: Can a zero do that?

Joe: Back to you in the studio, Bob.

Bob in the studio: Thank you, Joe and Doris. All of us here at Mamma Talk News would like to congratulate the Mamma on her big win. And, knowing the Mamma, she’ll probably triple her earnings in less than a year.

Lighting guy off camera: Now, that’s a lot of zeros.

Bob: I know I can speak for everyone here at Mamma Talk News. Lookin’ forward to more Mamma Talk posts soon! More at eleven.

31 comments:

Natalie said...

11 you say?

Will that give' Natalie the Unbelievable' time to make a cuppa?

YES! Be right back!!!xxx

The Rambler said...

Whew, I was sweating that one!

Becky said...

Thank goodness, I was really starting to worry.

Ann Imig said...

WELCOME BACK. Thanks for taking one for the team. ;)

Claire F Rich said...

Zero our hero!

mommy4life said...

So glad it's over....

I was starting to have Mammatalk withdrawl....

Zero million? Where can I get in on that deal?

Unknown said...

Gald you're back those were some tough negotiations.

Ally said...

SO glad you're back!

Lesley said...

see what happens when you stick to your guns...you get a big fat zero....yipee

That Girl said...

Glad that's over! (you crack me up!)

Claremont First Ward said...

Oh my goodness. I'm dying over here. So many zeros. :)

Dawn Parsons Smith said...

Thank goodness! Thanks for sticking to your guns!

SoBella Creations said...

Welcome Back!

Anonymous said...

Don't spend all that zero in one place!

OneZenMom said...

Yay! Post-Strike Party? :)

Anonymous said...

Sadly, zero million would be more than I have right now. ;)

Anonymous said...

Whoot! Congrats on the zero bucks!

Anonymous said...

Congrats on all the new loot! Glad to see you are back.

Ann Imig said...

Tag. Gotcha back!

Heather of the EO said...

GOOD NEWS, the happy blogger with zero dollars is baaaack!

Hyacynth said...

Lol, that's how much I make, too. Glad I came across your blog. :)

Coffee with Cathy said...

Linked to you from Ann's Rants -- love the idea of a writer's strike. Good for you! Enjoyed reading your blog and looking forward to being a regular visitor.

bernthis said...

Yahoo you're back AND you're rich.

Anonymous said...

So does this mean that I have to come off of my own un"official" strike too? Double drats! (My official mommy street words...) Welcome back mamma!

My best, Lynn
www.safebeauty.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

Hey, I'm in the same boat. We can be part of the zero millionaires club.

Thanks for visiting. How was it making it through the 100-blog visits, by the way?

Julia said...

Have I told you lately how much of a nut you are?

jubilee said...

Whew! I am so relieved. Mostly because we won't have to be subjected to an Anne Curry interview. LOL

Night Owl Mama said...

That was way too cute! Newbie blogger here stumbled on your through Kerrieshow blog. Adding my self to you many followers. Hear to help u up that 0 count. ;)

nikkicrumpet said...

Sheesh I'm just glad you didn't punch me again! Congrats on your new big payday!

Megan R. said...

Awww, can't wait for more Mamatalk posts!!

Anonymous said...

Dang girl, do you ever know how to negotiate!