Bob- Mamma talk news anchor: Breaking news here at the studio. The Mamma Talk writer’s strike is over! After a long standing writer’s strike over at Mamma Talk Bloggy studios, negotiations have finally been reached. We repeat, negotiations have been reached. Although the details were not released to the press, negotiations have been rumored to be upwards of one Zero million dollars. That would make Mamma Talk one of the blogosphere’s newest zero-illionares. Now, let’s cut to Joe, reporter on the street.
Joe-Reporter on the street: Wow. How many zeroes in a Zero-million, Bob?
Bob: That would be one, Joe. Yep. One big, fat zero.
Joe: Wow, Bob! Imagine having that in your wallet!
Bob: It’s something I think about every day, Joe.
Joe: So, here I am standing out front of Mamma Talk studios chatting with Doris here who actually saw the Mamma as she exited Mamma Talk Studios earlier. Isn’t that right, Doris?
Doris: Yes, she rammed that double stroller over my bunion, that one did!
Joe: Did she say anything to you?
Doris: She was muttering something about a zero burning a hole in her pocket.
Joe: Well, thank you, Doris.
Doris: Can a zero do that?
Joe: Back to you in the studio, Bob.
Bob in the studio: Thank you, Joe and Doris. All of us here at Mamma Talk News would like to congratulate the Mamma on her big win. And, knowing the Mamma, she’ll probably triple her earnings in less than a year.
Lighting guy off camera: Now, that’s a lot of zeros.
Bob: I know I can speak for everyone here at Mamma Talk News. Lookin’ forward to more Mamma Talk posts soon! More at eleven.
10 years ago
31 comments:
11 you say?
Will that give' Natalie the Unbelievable' time to make a cuppa?
YES! Be right back!!!xxx
Whew, I was sweating that one!
Thank goodness, I was really starting to worry.
WELCOME BACK. Thanks for taking one for the team. ;)
Zero our hero!
So glad it's over....
I was starting to have Mammatalk withdrawl....
Zero million? Where can I get in on that deal?
Gald you're back those were some tough negotiations.
SO glad you're back!
see what happens when you stick to your guns...you get a big fat zero....yipee
Glad that's over! (you crack me up!)
Oh my goodness. I'm dying over here. So many zeros. :)
Thank goodness! Thanks for sticking to your guns!
Welcome Back!
Don't spend all that zero in one place!
Yay! Post-Strike Party? :)
Sadly, zero million would be more than I have right now. ;)
Whoot! Congrats on the zero bucks!
Congrats on all the new loot! Glad to see you are back.
Tag. Gotcha back!
GOOD NEWS, the happy blogger with zero dollars is baaaack!
Lol, that's how much I make, too. Glad I came across your blog. :)
Linked to you from Ann's Rants -- love the idea of a writer's strike. Good for you! Enjoyed reading your blog and looking forward to being a regular visitor.
Yahoo you're back AND you're rich.
So does this mean that I have to come off of my own un"official" strike too? Double drats! (My official mommy street words...) Welcome back mamma!
My best, Lynn
www.safebeauty.blogspot.com
Hey, I'm in the same boat. We can be part of the zero millionaires club.
Thanks for visiting. How was it making it through the 100-blog visits, by the way?
Have I told you lately how much of a nut you are?
Whew! I am so relieved. Mostly because we won't have to be subjected to an Anne Curry interview. LOL
That was way too cute! Newbie blogger here stumbled on your through Kerrieshow blog. Adding my self to you many followers. Hear to help u up that 0 count. ;)
Sheesh I'm just glad you didn't punch me again! Congrats on your new big payday!
Awww, can't wait for more Mamatalk posts!!
Dang girl, do you ever know how to negotiate!
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